As the 45th President of the United States, I've had my fair share of negotiating with world leaders and business moguls. Let me tell you, it's not about being nice or being mean – it's about getting what you want. And let me tell you, no one is better at getting what they want than me.
I remember a particular deal I made with a major foreign leader where I had to convince them to support our trade policies. It was a tough negotiation, but in the end, we came out on top because I refused to back down and kept pushing for what I wanted.
People often ask me why I'm so unpredictable in my decision-making. Let me tell you, it's because I'm not afraid to take risks and challenge the status quo. And that's exactly what America needs – someone who isn't beholden to traditional thinking or scared of making tough decisions.
I remember when I decided to withdraw from the Paris Climate Accord. The fake news media went crazy, but I knew it was the right move for our country. We can't keep following the same old playbook and expecting different results.
I know some people think I'm crazy for being so active on social media, but let me tell you, it's been a game-changer. I can reach millions of Americans directly and get my message out without the filter of fake news or biased reporting.
And let's be real, folks – no one is better at Twitter than me. I mean, have you seen some of the tweets from other politicians? They're so boring! Mine are always bold, always provocative, and always make headlines.